Dog vs. Porcupine: Same Winner Every Time
Photo by Chiara Switzer, DVM
In any dog vs. porcupine encounter, the dog is guaranteed to lose. The dog will never learn to believe this, despite the pain from having quills stuck in his body. Despite the anesthesia typically required while the vet pulls the quills out, by hand, one at a time. Despite any repetitive lessons that should constitute aversive conditioning.
I can also guarantee that the dog will never learn that the porcupine has no need to run away. Why would a porcupine run? He may only have one defense, but it's a heck of a good one. He protects his quill-less belly by rolling into a ball, like a giant hedgehog, and the attacker simply falls onto a few of his 30,000 barbed quills. Who knows, maybe part of his defensive move is to hold his breath while waiting for a dog to start screaming in surprise. But that old saw about porcupines throwing their barbed quills as though they were some kind of rodent mega-warrior? Totally not true.
Granted, the porcupine has a few predators - martens, fishers, wolverines, pythons, eagles, great horned owls, cougars, and bobcats - but for porcupines, a dog will always rank as a predator wanna-be.
Porcupines eat foliage. They live all over; check out the map.
The North American porcupine lives in the western U.S. and throughout Canada. This porcupine climbs trees and noshes on pine trees - that's why they are called porcuPINEs. Kidding! They're called porcupines because the name in Latin means "quill pig" (some sources say it means "pig thorn") even though it is not a pig but a rodent of unusual size weighing 12 to 35 pounds. They mostly eat pine needles (not kidding) and bark, plus some roots, stems, leaves, and so on. Their preference for dining al fresco among the trees is why dogs tend to have up close and personal encounters in wooded areas.
In my 20 years of being a veterinarian, I've never seen a dog who learned to leave porcupines alone. They're all repeat offenders. When I was a kid, one of our dogs had three encounters with them in the forest, after which we finally wised up and leashed him when we were there. That leash is the only thing that kept him away from the porcupines. It's too bad more people don't do the same.
Like vampires, porcupines are creatures of the night. That's why dogs don't get nailed during the business day when it would be less expensive to run the dog into the vet for an emergency appointment. Heck no, they only do it when the emergency hospital is the only place open, or you have to call your vet after hours. I've never had one of these cases where the encounter happened in daylight.
It's so painful for the dog that you don't want to wait to see the vet. Immediately after the encounter, the dog will try to rub the quills out by rubbing his face anywhere he can, including on you (you won't be in pain...the sharp end is in the dog). He won't understand he's just pushing the quills in deeper and breaking the ends off so that they are harder to pull out.
The dog certainly won't understand that part of those quills will start migrating immediately. Quills can migrate to nearly anywhere: his face, lungs, haunches, and so on. A migrated quill came out right in front of one of my patient's eye globe; it had traveled up his sinuses and came out between his lower lid and globe. Quills can pop out weeks after the incident and can protrude from almost anywhere on the dog's body. I've heard of dogs dying from quills in the lungs or heart, and I heard of one that migrated to the brain. Here in Wyoming, pet owners know to bring the dog in immediately after the run-in.
Photo by Teri Ann Oursler, DVM
Dogs need general anesthetic to withstand all the yanking. Nonetheless, I've only had one dog, a lab mix, that could sit there awake while I pulled them out. Normally you'd get bitten trying to do that while they are awake. That dog is an escape artist and has five or six encounters a year.
The top photo was taken by a colleague, Dr. Chiara Switzer. She said that Buddy, the lab/chow mix, went flying to the other dog's rescue when he heard Dexter yelping. Dexter got about two dozen quills; needless to say, Buddy got the worst of the damage. She said Buddy still looked kind of proud of himself, though. There were a few buried in his feet that she couldn't get out.
The dog in the other photo was one of my patients. Looks uncomfortable, doesn't he?
Unlike bees who die after the loss of their only stinger, the porcupine grows new quills to replace the ones embedded in a dog. With over 29,000 quills to spare, he doesn't have to worry about predators while he grows new quills. Dogs are the ones who should worry, but of course they don't, the poor daft babies. They're too busy having fun romping in the forest until they find a porcupine and their brains evaporate.
The only prevention that I know of is to leash the dog when you're in the woods. Dog owners need to understand that the dog will not learn about porcupines, so when you're hanging out together in the forest enjoying the fun part of nature, Your best friend's best friend is the leash.
41 Comments
Krista
June 10, 2021
Ryan
January 30, 2021
Beth Stewart
August 22, 2020
Donna Fling
August 22, 2020
Sara
May 23, 2020
Justin
September 4, 2018
Linda Cowher
August 22, 2016
Wendy
March 17, 2015
John Schade
February 5, 2016
Sheree Greenspoon
November 14, 2015
George Shelley
May 23, 2015
Mo
March 13, 2015
Lisa
April 25, 2014
Gail
March 18, 2014
Kim Colley
June 3, 2013
Ruby Barry
June 5, 2013
Charlotte Wideman
June 5, 2013
Winterbear
June 5, 2013
Kim
June 5, 2013
Kathy Krumm
June 5, 2013
Fran Mcmahan
June 5, 2013
Kathy
June 5, 201 3
Pamela Vondrasek
June 5, 2013
Merri
June 5, 2013
ibuknutz
June 6, 2013
Patty
June 6, 2013
Sherry
June 6, 2013
Jan Koso
June 6, 2012
Laura Murphy
June 6, 2013
Dalton Green
June 6, 2013
Marilyn Pesula
June 6, 2013
Phyllis DeGioia (VetzInsight Editor)
June 6, 2013
Barb Week
June 6, 2013
Allie Joiner
June 7, 2013
Nancy
June 7, 2013
Kathy Shaw
June 7, 2013
Victoria Ravdin
June 7, 2013
Phyllis DeGioia (VetzInsight Editor)
June 7, 2013
Kim N
June 8, 2013
Matt
June 8, 2013
Karen
June 9, 2013